The Washington Post Style Invitational recently asked contestants  to create a fictional cable television channel.   Here’s one for us:

ADHDTV (a.k.a. Short-Attention-SPAN): In rotation every two seconds, all 18,000 cable channels on your system. So throw away the remote, fellas. (Marcy Alvo, Annandale; Vicki Zatarain, Washington)

See the whole list here.  (But not when you’re supposed to be working!)