ADHDTV
The Washington Post Style Invitational recently asked contestants to create a fictional cable television channel. Here’s one for us:
ADHDTV (a.k.a. Short-Attention-SPAN): In rotation every two seconds, all 18,000 cable channels on your system. So throw away the remote, fellas. (Marcy Alvo, Annandale; Vicki Zatarain, Washington)
See the whole list here. (But not when you’re supposed to be working!)
March 13th, 2009 16:42
Only 18,000 cable channels on m system? I scan that many in my sleep — awake it’s at least twice taht. And this made me laugh out loud.